Gandalf vs Dumbledore

Olá olá meus queridos!

A cada dia que passo lendo o meu Google Reader[bb], vejo que ele é um poço de bobeiras! Estava o canal do Nice Peter no You Tube[bb] quando vi esse vídeo do EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY – Gandalf vs Dumbledore. Me borrei de rir com a letra, sem contar o YOU SHALL NOT PASS da abertura do Gandalf que dá até arrepio!

Mesmo o video sendo legendado em inglês, coloquei a letra abaixo. Confira:

Gandalf:
YOU SHOW NOT PASS!
I rap fast like Shadowfax
Tom Riddle me this you bitch
How’s your little wand
Going to beat my staff?
I leave mics in flames torched by Gandalf touch mine, Dumbledore and scorch your other hand off
You fool, you got Snaped
You’re not a real fighter
Death makes you die LYBIO.net
It just make my brights brighter
You ass is like Gringotts
Everyone makes a deposit
We all know you’ve more thana boggart in your closet

Dumbledore:
The prophecy fogot to mention this day
When I knocked your @ss back to Gandolf the Grey
Check your status
They call me headmaster
You’re nothing
Nice staff
You compensating for something?
I prefer the company of wizards and I’m proud of it
You try to win your battles with two fat hobbits
You think your hairy toed friends are gonna harm me?
Wait a minute they’ll taste the Dumbledore’s Army.

Gandalf:
Do not take me for some conjuror of cheap tricks
I don’t give a Fawkes about your Order of Phoenix
I’ll tie a new knot in your beard with your wrinkly balls
For I am the one rapper to rule them all

Dumbledore:
Your spells are a joke
Not funny ones either
Mines of Moria?
Ha
More like mind of Mencia
I’ll expecto my patronum on your face you little snitch
And when I’m finished
Imma fly like a quidditch

Não preciso dizer que achei o Gandalf melhor!

ABRAÇÃO!!

NERDS ROCK! NERDS RULEZ!

2 Responsesto “Gandalf vs Dumbledore”

  1. João disse:

    Putz mano, tem muita coisa errada nessa letra aí.

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